The Boston Tea Bag Party Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Boston Tea Bag Party Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Boston Tea Bag Party Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Boston Tea Bag Party Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Boston Tea Bag Party Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Boston Tea Bag Party Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The Boston Tea Bag Party Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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Celebrate the heroes who started a revolution because their matcha was too expensive with this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. Their brave act of defiance birthed the greatest nation in the world, even though coffee is way better.

American Proud - Shipped in The U.S.A.

At Shinesty we strive to bring you the most outlandish collection of clothing the world has ever seen. When worn correctly, the right clothing can make Mike Tysons albino tiger purr like a kitten, blow the minds of boringly-dressed onlookers, or be a major contributing factor in the creation of a small human that looks strikingly similar to you. Stay Weird & Shine On!

  • Softest Fabric Around!  Soft. Like sooo soft. Like, softer than a baby chinchilla soft. - Luxury 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex.
  • Supportive and enhancing pouch keeps the goods off your legs and out of the grundle.
  • Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day.
  • Anti-bunching, no-itch stitching, 4-way stretch, 6" inseam (15 cm).
  • Anti-Ride Up Legs, Tagless, Silky-Soft Waistband.

Shinesty Pouch Underwear Sizing

Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

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