The 009 Black Tuxedo Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
Regular price$29.99
Name's Dong. James, Dong. Dress your genitals to the 9s with these black tie tuxedo boxers. Why? Because first impressions are everything.
The point is you should always dress to impress. No one wants to sputter along in a Toyota Echo when they can roll up in a stretch hummer limousine. People notice the difference. Size matters. That’s why these high-class bow-tied nut huggers matter.
American Proud - Shipped in The U.S.A.
At Shinesty we strive to bring you the most outlandish collection of clothing the world has ever seen. When worn correctly, the right clothing can make Mike Tysons albino tiger purr like a kitten, blow the minds of boringly-dressed onlookers, or be a major contributing factor in the creation of a small human that looks strikingly similar to you. Stay Weird & Shine On!
- Softest Fabric Around! Soft. Like sooo soft. Like, softer than a baby chinchilla soft. - Luxury 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex.
- Supportive and enhancing pouch keeps the goods off your legs and out of the grundle.
- Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day.
- Anti-bunching, no-itch stitching, 4-way stretch, 6" inseam (15 cm).
- Anti-Ride Up Legs, Tagless, Silky-Soft Waistband.
Shinesty Pouch Underwear Sizing
Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.
How To Measure
