The Peppermint Pimp Canes Candy Cane Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Peppermint Pimp Canes Candy Cane Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Peppermint Pimp Canes Candy Cane Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Peppermint Pimp Canes Candy Cane Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Peppermint Pimp Canes Candy Cane Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The Peppermint Pimp Canes Candy Cane Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Regular price $29.99 Sale price$19.99
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They're called candy canes because they are really used as canes at the North Pole. Trust me, I saw it in a vision one time when I was on a lot of hallucinogens. Some elves also have 3 eyes but that's beside the point.

American Proud - Shipped in The U.S.A.

At Shinesty we strive to bring you the most outlandish collection of clothing the world has ever seen. When worn correctly, the right clothing can make Mike Tysons albino tiger purr like a kitten, blow the minds of boringly-dressed onlookers, or be a major contributing factor in the creation of a small human that looks strikingly similar to you. Stay Weird & Shine On!

  • Softest Fabric Around!  Soft. Like sooo soft. Like, softer than a baby chinchilla soft. - Luxury 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex.
  • Supportive and enhancing pouch keeps the goods off your legs and out of the grundle.
  • Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day.
  • Anti-bunching, no-itch stitching, 4-way stretch, 6" inseam (15 cm).
  • Anti-Ride Up Legs, Tagless, Silky-Soft Waistband.

Shinesty Pouch Underwear Sizing

Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

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